Older Fellas Smell real "g-0-0-ddamn it!"

This one happens to all of us, I'm sure. You had a bad sleep but after a sip of coffee or two, you're back to your sanctuary of good mood again- your zen-your ok. Then you realize you have to take off for your work. You look for keys. You realize you dont own a car ( its a part of your dream last night, so i wont blame you. Then finally after listening to my blabber mouths, you hit a nice fx, seat comfortably and then the manong driver played his stereo and you realized its not chico and delamar (but another couple of radio blabbers copying them). But still your ok, your zen, remember? Then your ride went all good. But you were too naive to think that you own an unbreakable santuary of zen. One guy signalled your car to stop.He's kinda well dressed. His shirt?(Kulang na lang mesa, plato at baso.-mantel na mantel!)His pants?(back to the 80's, whoah dizzy missy!) And of course his accessories? (galing saudi, treasure chest of gold.) He's like a living portrait in black in white( try to retouch it with photoshop and you'll kiss your mac goodbye...) He's the kind they call DOM. He's like our grand grand dad. He's old! if you still dont get it, you bastard!





Well, i dont have anything against hes visual presence, I know I'll grow old too in time (but i'll make sure, Im in deep friendship with someone fashionable when that time comes.)





WHAT IM CONCERNED ABOUT IS HIS SMELL. ITS PURE VANILLA RESEMBLING CAR DEODORIZER AND SAMALAMIG FLAVOR ENHANCERS.





WORST THAN ALL THESE? HE PLACED HIMSELF SOOOOO CLOSE TO ME....





ITS A HEADACHE TRIGGER, BAD MOOD ENHANCER AND MUCUS JERKER.





It was terrible.





Dear sir,





I am a concerned fellow who wants to tell you in the most friendly way, THAT YOU SMELL NOT JUST FUNNY, BUT REAL REAL REAL FUNNY. I hope your family will not disown you. Vanilla is not for human odor. Sir, I am worried that you might add up to the pollution of the already highly polluted manila.





I wish you good life and health and I hope you find it in your heart that wearing strong perfume is like motivating senators to pass a bill that will make it illegal.





With all respect left,


guevara.








Human scent is deed important, but I will quote one of the Queer Eye for the Straight guy dude/dudet/dude - that perfume shall be used in moderation. People want to see you first before they smell you.








Peace on heaven and Earth and people 60's and above. =)